Dances With White Men

the mysteries of dating, examined

for all mankind

me: ahahah of course im on match.com now
Friend: get off of there
me: lolololo
  it costs $25 a month!!!!
  i cant afford that
  i didnt join
Friend: i know
  people pay for that
  well
  that means you wont meet any broke, bootleg guys
  lol
me: yeah i gotta not do it
Friend: cuz they cant afford it either
  in fact
  that is part of the allure w okcupid
  its free
me: lolo
Friend: for ALL KINDS
lol

me: yeah date went exactly as i expected
white people

FRIEND: aww sorry

me: dances with white men
i think that can be the title of my dating blog

how he received his name