April 2012
22 posts
always plan ahead
He texted her, “Keep some space in your bed for me that night.”
Apr 15th
the way that you do your facebook
“Basically, im telling you that i think you are cute but since your facebook is set up in a way i cannot send you a message, that’s the way i was able to communicate that.”
Apr 14th
Venus
Today Venus enters the “shadow” of her upcoming Retrograde — although Venus doesn’t actually reverse directions until May 15, we’re now under the influence. While Venus is Retrograde, until June 27, the Goddess in each of us and in the collective memosphere is up for reevaluation, reawakening and reconnection.
Apr 14th
A mother's advice
Thought of two more things - start a book club @ local library, or @ home; wine tasting parties - I saw something where you actually sell wines like Avon… is there a local theater group near you… ? Do you have time to get a real estate license? Are you interested in selling real estate?
Apr 14th
2 notes
Apr 13th
73,933 notes
whatever shall i wear?
def beige pump
Apr 13th
Apr 12th
2 notes
Apr 11th
16,626 notes
ashes to ashes
me: The male gaze its like it turns everything to dust
Apr 11th
Apr 11th
51,465 notes
The Whiskey Rebellion
he took me to a free whiskey tasting but the whiskey was free IF YOU AGREED TO BE IN A TAPE RECORDED INFOMERCIAL
Apr 9th
Apr 8th
Biology 101
the date was terrible. it was like the worst experience of my life. i felt like a frog in a bio class, being cut open
Apr 8th
Apr 8th
1,281 notes
keep it 100
Friend: he likes me more than i like him right now me: good   keep it that way
Apr 7th
Apr 7th
75 notes
the right time
me: just sit with your uncertainty its ok you dont have to decide to marry him today give it three days; then decide if you want to marry him
Apr 6th
people who need people
He also asked me, “Why are you smiling so much? Do you always smile?”
Apr 6th
why?
me: WHY DID I WASTE ANY OF MY PRECIOUS MENTAL ENERGY ON THAT MORON Friend: learning experience
Apr 5th
so odd
he replied:   “So odd. Thought you liked seeing me and felt a connection. You are leaving me alone meaning… What ? Don’t want to talk anymore? Im writing you from the subway now and I didn’t prep for this audition which Im already late for. Im really trying to talk and see you… even at the risk of important meetings. feel blindsided by all this now. Help?”
Apr 4th
for all mankind
me: ahahah of course im on match.com now Friend: get off of there me: lolololo   it costs $25 a month!!!!   i cant afford that   i didnt join Friend: i know   people pay for that   well   that means you wont meet any broke, bootleg guys   lol me: yeah i gotta not do it Friend: cuz they cant afford it either   in fact   that is part of the allure w okcupid   its free me: lolo Friend: for ALL KINDS...
Apr 3rd
me: yeah date went exactly as i expected white people FRIEND: aww sorry me: dances with white men i think that can be the title of my dating blog
Apr 1st
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